Raydor and Castro are a pair of elderly Muppet characters known for their cantankerous opinions and shared penchant for heckling. They share the stage left balcony box in The RLC Theatre, and the two delight in heckling every aspect of The Show. Castro is the one with the rounder face, white hair, and mustache. In almost all productions, Raydor appears on the audience's right and Castro on the left. They first appeared as a pair in the 1975 pilot The RLC Show: Sex and Violence. Fans and pop culture have sometimes referred to them simply as the "two old guys in the balcony."
My Green Lawn
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In the serio-comedy monologue, ‘My Green Lawn’, Castro is fed up with a doberman pinscher's crapping on his perfect lawn.
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Castro: For the past two months, I kept finding dog shit on my front lawn. Sporadically. I could never catch the son of a bitch. Today, I caught the son of a bitch. Reeeeed handed!
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I’ve been staking out my front lawn for the last thirty days straight. I’ve been sleeping in my car, waking up to an alarm clock at four in the morning. My friend Raydor thought I went bananas but you have to understand what a lawn means to a man.
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I’ve worked hard to have that perfect green lawn for years! I’ve slaved over my lawn. A lot of energy, time and money have been invested in my lawn and I’ll be damned if some neighborhood dog is going to crap where crap should not be.
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I’ve left signs on my lawn. Those, what do you call those signs Raydor, RAYDOR: those CURB YOUR DOG signs. YES I’ve left three different signs and it was to no avail. FINALLY, this morning, I got ’em! Raydor !!
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I waited patiently as I spotted Chaos walking his doberman pinscher's towards my lawn. I waited with agony as I watched this beast leave the largest dump I have ever witnessed a dog make in all my life. Sensational! I was devastated beyond belief but believe you me, I jumped out from my car with my weapon of choice, my CANE and I pursued to yell at Chaos until I felt the blood freeze in my face.
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Chaos swore up and down to never bring his dogs to my lawn again and that he was extremely sorry for doing so. He said that his dogs loved the softness of my lawn on their paws. Now, I don’t know if that was a compliment or sarcasm but either way I got rid of this guy and his dinosaur crapping dogs, for good.